coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

LOAD UP MY ASKS

the-random-thought-caravan:

MUSIC RECOMENDATIONS,
BOOK RECOMENDATIONS,
MOVIE RECOMENDATIONS,
PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO SEE,
SECRETS & CONFESSIONS,
ADVICE & WISDOM,
STUFF THAT INSPIRES YOU,
WHY YOU FOLLOW ME,
WHY I SHOULD DATE YOU,
WHY YOU WOULD DATE ME,
FUCK MARRY KILL,
THIS OR THAT,
INTRUSIVE ASKS,
RANDOM ASKS,
SNAPCHATS,
ANONS,
ANYTHING AT ALL,
EVEN A HELLO.

(Source: nancydrevv)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

patsarunnerboxerlifter replied to your photo “I feel like I look really good in leather! What do you think? Should I…”

Yes. Winter’s coming and every guy should have a cool leather jacket, among other types.

I’m going back and buying it soon because the more I look at it the more I want it. Although I can wait for the Chicago cold front to come around haha

Didn’t get the jacket but I did get these #nike. That blue is my favorite color

I feel like I look really good in leather! What do you think? Should I get it?

weddingred:

i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT 

(Source: pterrodactyl)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle


(Source: thecutestofthecute)

I just wanna cuddle and makeout.

(Source: enragedshithead)

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(Source: tehhufflepuffcompanion)